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Bush to Invade Burma

WASHINGTON DC - WAR ON TERROR LATEST - George W Bush is consulting Halliburton on Burmese oil and gas reserves as well as precise extraction logistics.

Alan Greenspan Admits Iraq War was Really for Oil

WASHINGTON DC - There was shock in America as elder statesman of finance Alan Greenspan made these startling claims in a new biography.

General Petraeus Updates George W Bush on Successful US Defeat in...

ANBAR PROVINCE - Iraq - The Americans have declared The Surge a victory for US failure in Iraq. The US is now officially winning the defeat and have proudly proclaimed success in losing the war.

Bogeyman Osama Bin Laden True Video Location Revealed

LANGLEY - VA - Osama Bin Laden's recent address engineered to scare more people into accepting the War on Terror has revealed a major flaw in the clandestine filming operation.

US Finally Reveals Plan for Iraq as Allies Retreat

WASHINGTON DC - On the eve of British forces finally backing away from American military tactics, a top US General has finally revealed a plan for Iraq.

US Veterans Celebrate Iraq Tour

Washington DC - American troops stationed in Iraq celebrate their tours of duty with wonderful tales and anecdotes about Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Plans for US Theme Park in Iraq Leaked Online

Detailed plans for the new U.S. Theme Park 'Jihad Land' now under construction in Baghdad, Iraq, appeared online in a major breach of the tight security surrounding the sensitive project that will be America's largest theme park abroad.

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