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Heather Mills Grows Third Leg

LOS ANGELES - CA - Heather Mills McCartney has grown an additional leg in an astonishing discovery today at a Strictly Come Dancing filming session.

Comrade Brown Provides New Homes for Proles

KENT - England - Our Supreme unelected Commander in Chief, Comrade Gordon Brown, has today announced the building of new homes for prole workers on previously protected plush Green Belt countryside land.

Royal Blackmail Video Shocker

LONDON - England - The British Royal family is today reeling from potentially damaging news that may be leaked to the press.

Sex Pistols Corporate Financial Come-Back Revenue Tour

LOS ANGELES - CA - John Lydon AKA Johnny Rotten lead singer of seminal punk group the Sex Pistols expounds on the group's corporate and financial Adjusted Gross Income Revenue projections.

Comrade Gordon Brown Cleanses Britain of Sovereignty

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Our supreme unelected leader Comrade Brown has cleansed Britain of centuries of British democratic rights and sovereignty by handing all power and laws to the New World Order Single-Party unelected state of the European Union bloc.

Lady Mucca Heather Mills Running Around in Circles

LONDON - England - Heather Mills is aiming to put her best foot forward and make Paul McCartney stump up more cash for their divorce in the High Courts.

Labour Government to Ban Guns in UK

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today announced a new law to ban dangerous handguns and machine guns in the UK.

Comrade Brown and Darling Vision of Change Policies Announced

LONDON - England - Comrade Brown's people's chancellor, Comrade Darling, yesterday set out the 'Vision of Change' for Britain.

Unelected Supreme Comrade Gordon Brown Delays Non-Election

LONDON - England - Our Supreme Comrade and unelected Commander, Gordon Brown, declares his unending Non-Election for the good of the nation in the New Vision of Change.

Peter Fincham BBC1 Head Displayed at the Tower

LONDON - England - Mr Fincham was beheaded at the Tower of London by order of the Crown for treason yesterday.

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