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We’re All Begging Meghan Markle to Apply For U.S. Presidency

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Many, including us, are begging Meghan Markle to apply as a candidate for the U.S. presidency.

Revealed: Excerpts From Upcoming Prince Harry Memoir

MONTECITO - USA - We have acquired exclusive leaked excerpts from the upcoming Prince Harry memoir.

CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan is pushing Harry to make series of public confessions so that her lawyers can use the material for a future divorce.

New Meghan Markle Book ‘The Stench’ Gets Rave Reviews

LOS ANGELES - USA - Meghan Markle has debuted her new book called 'The Stench' to rave reviews from reviewers who were paid large sums of cash.

Leaky Harry Not Trusted by Royals Any More

MONTECITO - USA - Due to multiple leaks of private conversations to the press from Harry, he is no longer trusted by the royal family.

Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Royal experts reveal that Meghan Markle assumed she could move up in rank in the British monarchy.

Meghan Markle Says She Will Only Come Back to UK If...

LONDON - England - Meghan Markle in a series of demands has revealed she will only come back to UK if she can sit on the Queen's throne.

Harry Goes Back to Same CBS Ghouls Who Broadcast Diana’s Death...

LOS ANGELES - USA - It is ironic that the same CBS producer who broadcast Diana's death photos is behind the Oprah, Harry and Meghan interview.

Meghan Markle Secret Bully Beef Recipe Revealed by Oprah

MONTECITO - USA - According to Meghan Markle, Bully Beef is a dish that should be served up every day, or she will get very angry and make you cry.

Meghan Markle Endures Bird Shit Trauma During Oprah Interview

LOS ANGELES - USA - During the filming of Oprah's Markle exposé, a little bird shit on Meghan Markle. Don't worry it's good luck.

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