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3D Hollywood Movies Still Crap

LOS ANGELES - USA - It's just the same old Hollywoodized template boredom but in 3D.

Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood Movie: "The Adventures of the...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hillary Clinton has been cast by Hollywood movie moguls to star in a new remake that is set to take the box office by storm.

Katie Holmes’ Plea for Help at Celebrity Dinner Party

LOS ANGELES - CA - I attended a star studded celebrity dinner last week and witnessed the harrowing cry for help from Mrs Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes.

Paris Hilton’s Size 14 Feet Featured on McCain Ad

LOS ANGELES - CA - Grandiose airhead 'celebuturd', Paris Hilton, has had her huge size 14 clowns feet featured in a John McCain election campaign video aired yesterday on all channels nationally.

Rumer Willis Takes it on the Chin

LOS ANGELES - CA - The genetic offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Rumer, is taking up pro boxing and has been hailed as a real powerhouse by her trainers.

Secrets of Michael Douglas’ Youth Revealed

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Douglas, the Hollywood actor married to Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones of 'Darling Buds of May' fame, reveals the secrets to his youthful looks in next month's edition of Hello magazine.

African Village Empty After Mass Celebrity Adoptions

UGANDA - Ondongo Tamba is the only person left in the village of Kkonkoma after a mass of celebrity adoptions.

Hollywood Drug Shortage Blamed on Coogan

LOS ANGELES - CA - Steve Coogan has caused a massive rift in Hollywood by consuming all the drugs.

Paris Hilton Goes Souvenir Hunting in Rwanda

KIGALI - Rwanda - Paris Hilton arrived yesterday in her private jet on a humanitarian mission to acquire some wonderful souvenirs.

Lindsay Lohan Leg Found on Malibu Beach

MALIBU - CA - A leg presumed to be that of a missing Lindsay Lohan was washed up on Malibu beach still with an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet attached. Officers from the Malibu Police force are fearing the worst.

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