Tag: eco
Wind Farms Almost as Useless as Royal Family
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has conceded the fact that wind farms are "almost as useless" as the royal family.
Could You be Killing the Planet One Breath at a Time?
ONTARIO - Canada - Eco Fascism is alive and well, and the plan the many organisations around the world are proposing for the human population is not a very savoury one.
Frozen Pensioner Prays For Global Warming
LONDON - England - An East London man is today praying that global warming happens soon, and is holding a public prayer session in the streets.
Global Warming Scientist Freezes to Death
WASHINGTON DC - USA - One of the scientists who prepared the notorious 'global warming' dossier has frozen to death in a tragic accident reports claim.
Snow Blizzards Hit Copenhagen Global Warming Summit
COPENHAGEN - Denmark - The freezing weather and snow has brought the spectre of dangerous temperature rises to the Global Warming summit.
Celebrities Stop Farting to Curb Global Warming
GENEVA - Switzerland - The United Nations has welcomed bids from the world's top celebrities to stop passing wind thus ending the deadly march of 'climate change' threatening our delicate eco-system.
Green Activist, Porritt, to Kill Himself to Save Planet from Global...
LONDON - England - One of the government's leading green activists, Jonathon Porritt, has agreed to set a good example on population reduction by committing suicide for the benefit of the environment thereby reducing carbon emissions.
Shock Discovery – Global Warming May Be Caused by the Sun...
NEW YORK - USA - Scientists have come to the conclusion that the heat from the Sun may be responsible for global warming.
Eco-Friendly Suicide Belts Being Used in Iraq
BAGHDAD - Iraq - Sheik Bin Abu Ayham is behind the introduction of the latest Eco-friendly suicide vest in use today in the warzone.
