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Nostradamus Obama Prophecies Revealed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scholars for the Smithsonian Institute have uncovered new interpretations that may relate to Barack Obama, the Illinois senator vying to become the next US president.

Professor Eugene Randell, Deputy Director of the Smithsonian Institution Archives has released information pertaining to the up and coming US elections.

The Institute which holds some very rare Nostradamus manuscripts, believes that some of the quatrains written by the 16th century soothsayer are very close to describing the fight for the White House that is happening now.

“We have the only existing fourth edition of Nostradamus’ book Les Propheties (The Prophecies). There were thought to be only three editions published in 1558, this new edition is from 1559 and includes 20 more quatrains which have never been revealed before — that is, until now,” Professor Randell said from the archive office on Tuesday.

Nostradamus has been credited with predicting numerous events in world history, from the Great Fire of London,  the rise of Napoleon I of France, the French Revolution and Adolf Hitler, to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.

The professor told the Daily Squib that it is well known that some of the quatrains are open to interpretation however what he has translated from the previously unreleased manuscript will certainly “ruffle a few feathers”.

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The great empire will be torn from limb,
The all-powerful one for more than four hundred years:
Great power given to the dark one from slaves come,
The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby.

Nostradamuspreviously unreleased quatrains are a heavily guarded secret and the scholars have broken with tradition to reveal a few tidbits in the Smithsonian’s monthly circular.

We leave it to our esteemed readers to make up their own minds. However, it seems that with the release of the new quatrains the race for the White House may have been already written about many centuries ago.

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  1. This is no doubt about Obama. He has ripped America apart not only racially but economically. Under Obama the U.S. deficit has risen by $14 Trillion. Our debt now stands at nearly $22 Trillion. China is dumping the dollar and U.S. cannot pay the interest in a million years. Obama has bankrupted the U.S. and caused global turmoil especially in Middle East by funding terrorists. Obama is MABUS. Obama is the antichrist.

  2. “The all powerful one for over 400 years”…I’m not sure what “empire” that is, but it’s NOT America…last birthday we were 238 yrs old if I recall correctly. I wouldn’t put a great deal of stock in Nostradamus.

    • i would. America has never been a blessed country, especially after they violently took over “Turtle Island” and renamed it America. Then enslaved the black indigenous & murdered them in the way ISIS is killing their victims and lied about it in the history books. Then enslaved more black people from the land of Kemet that was renamed “Africa” by Scipio Africanus. America knows their currency they depreciated by flooding the economy with worthless printed paper due to their greed, time is up. The way America has treated certain citizens has been seen all over the world, yet the citizens in America, still don’t see. The transfer of power will soon take place and know it was time. It is 2016 and at the time the many Tribes like the Lemba, the Igboo and many others called the House of Israel who were the true Hebrew Israelites, were taken to the 4 corners of the world beginning in 1619 was the estimated date. That is about 397 years. Hmmmm, 400 years is about up!

    • well about 1500 was the first settlement so…

      all powerful marking the country and first beginnings 400 years ago, not meaning powerful for 400 years.

    • Thanks to Bush. Theres a couple of lines about that guy too.

      Great power given to the dark one from slaves come – where your complaint lies.

      The Aryana will not be satisfied thereby…we shall see what follows. Theres even worse lines about trump, changing laws and selling us out to russians

  3. Nostradamus was right in every word he wrote in this quatrain. Look at what has happened to the US and the world. I have no doubt that Obama is the 4th Antichrist now especially towards the end of his terms. He has ruined America and will take it back to the stone age. If only I had read this prophecy in 2008 when it was published. I have lost my business I have lost my family and everything that was dear to me. Heed the words of Nostradamus he knew what was to come he had a window into the future. May America heal itself from the curse of Obama I know that its kinda too far gone tho.

  4. Nostrodamus done write sum correct words. Obambo is the Antichrist who has broght destruction to the world. Look at Ukraine folks if US hadnt been diggin around there Russia would of not waken the fuck up!! Now we in for sum trouble.

  5. Obama is not a descendent from slaves. 2. USA hasn’t dominanted the world for 400 years, try a hundred. This is such illuminati bullshit.

  6. THIS **** WAS WRITTEN IN 2008 BEFORE OBAMA WAS ELECTED DIKWADS ! ITS ALL WRONG BECAUSE SINCE OBAMA WAS VOTED IN HE HAS STABILIZED THE WORLD. HE IS BRINGING OUR DEBTS DOWN IN THE U.S. AND HE GOT OBAMACARE WICH IS GONNA HELP MILLIONS PEOPLE. OBAMA SAID HE WUZ GONNA BRING CHANGE AND HE DID SO QUIT WIT THE NEGATIVITY. ALL YALL HATERZ NEED TO CHILL DA FUK OUT! OBAMA IS A BOSS! HE DA BROTHER THAT RULEZ NOW!

    • He is a liar, & a bad golfer. He is not presidential material but more a race-baiting community organizer, ignoring Maggie Thatcher’s and our fallen patriot warriors’ funerals while sending delegations to murderous thugs’ funerals, like Mandela and Michael Brown. Obamacare did not work in theory or as a website, making personal information public even. Stinks to be you, someone who drank the Koolaid, doesn’t it?

  7. Obama is Mabus.

    OBAMA IS MABUS, THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE BEAST 666!!!
    1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the United States,a country he claims to serve.)
    2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 12 African husbands and lovers)
    3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
    4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected, Mabus will be his name.
    5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves Arabs specially Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
    6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence and Murder is in his heart
    7.- Obama will help Iran and Al Qaida in their evil projects.
    8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
    9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
    10.- Obama will enslave American women forever with Sharia Law.
    11.- Mabus will use Mind Control to obtain control of the ignorant masses, only those who read this note will be free from his mental hold.
    12.-Mabus has come to destroy the finest country in the world, America. Mabus has come to steal your soul and your children's souls.
    13.- It's written and will come to pass, Mabus will try to destroy the world with nuclear weapons but his first attack will be against Israel and the Jewish people. The beast 666 hates G-d's chosen people.
    Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him and don't let you be deceived by Him.
    Supporters of Obama: 1.5 billion Muslims, Oprah, Louis Farrakanh, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all American Muslims.
    This time is your turn to suffer America

  8. Funny how it all came true. America is literally being ripped apart by Obama. Satire or not whoever wrote this knew what was coming. Remember, satire is the truth.

  9. Is this some sort of game in which commentators pretend that they don't know they are commenting on a piece of satire?

    Or is that world really all that stupid?

  10. UN PRESIDENT HUGH HEWITT, US PRESIDENT HUGH HEWIT, US SENATE HUGH HEWITT, US HOUSE HUGH HEWITT, GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT, LT GOVERNOR HUGH HEWITT: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE

  11. Quite wierd how these revelations were published way before Obama was elected president of the US and he has caused a lot of change,,good or bad! Nostradamus was definitely right about Mabus.

  12. I have watched 2016 and it shines a light on Obama and his intentions with America. 2016 is a really great documentary if you want to learn the truth and unveil the lies of Obama.
    Obama was born in Kenya Africa then at the age of 6 moved with his mother to the U.S.A. His father would see his son one last time in the U.S.A. before returning to Africa. Obama's father remarried twice after the divorce of Obama's mother where he had two more children with his second wife and four with his third wife. He faced his death in Kenya around 1982. Obama visited his fathers grave and swore he would continue his fathers dreams.
    Obama's father wanted the collapse of the United States of America…. HOW IS OUR ECONOMY???

  13. obama did not put a gun on our temple as to who we vote Romney or him, but at the end of the day the 50% win over 49% clearly defines that we are divided, regardless of the fact Romney, obama, or Hillary the dirty mama. However Aryana as Iran, does make a sense to me. But if you read or go thorough other prophecies my NSTRDMS, he has also mentioned that a man with black turban from Persia will come and start 3rd world war. So it seems Iran…. so if you frigid more with them, they sure will come after our ass. However I think for now Obama has played great role in calming Israil down on Gaza issue and at the same time defended its right by often quoting that israil has all the right to defend itself, no matter how ugly it sounds. May be he is playing just wait and watch until that right opportunity…. Also but pushing Israil back it has created little of soft corner for America in the Muslim world. And if the day America started finally speaking in the best interest of American nation only and not at the cost of human suffering it creates elsewhere, i am sure it will be able to decrease its enemies globally. It should not be America's problem, if Naten yahoo did not get good sex last night or did not sleep well….

    • The man with the black turban is Al-Baghdadi from ISIS caliphate. Nostradamus says that WW3 will start from Middle East and ISIS are the ones. Iran will join later.

  14. #rd antichrist mabus could it mean obama (mab) United states(us) mabus?his middle name is hussein is a terroist middle east sympythizer when it comes to sit down meetings w/hama sympathizers but will not sit w/netanyahu but can tell him where he can build on his nation israel yet also will not aknowledge jerusalem as israels capital,mean while gen.pradeaus and eric holden and hillary clinton resign what cover up is this obama hiding lybia cover up! He has rewritten laws on medicaid and will not let us build pipelines in our own country,also borrows money from china yet gives billions of dollars to countries who do not even like us or want to be our friends!Is obama setting us up for the downfall of america only to let muslim radicals too take over our land1We need to pray to Our GOD that america can be the nation we use to be notice severe weather disasters,economy and socialism since obama has been elected!M y friends in DEUTERONOMY 28-29 those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed now this second term we hear he believes Israel has a right to protect themselves but it has not come directly from his mouth on TV! so when the next big disaster comes around it may fall on us go to the page to impeach obama!

  15. Jesus is God in the flesh, Jesus as man does not the day/hour or year of the coming of His Father, but Jesus God in the flesh actually does know the end. Mother Mary can not save from anything, she did not die on the cross for you or me, It Jesus who died, shed his blood and rose from the grave the third day, not Mother Mary. Mary stopped being Jesus' mother when he was crucified, when he stated "brother behold your mother, and mother behold your son", from that moment Mary knew what he was saying as well did James. The Catholic Church is nothing but a place of worship, Mother Mary, the Pope, Arch Bishops, Cardinals nor Mother Theresa, Priests (Fathers) can not forgive you of your sins or wrong doings, only the Blood of Jesus Christ can cleanse us from our sins. And further more the only one that calls us Saints is God (Jesus Christ) not man sorry. I bow to no man or woman, I pray to the Father (God) through the name of Jesus Christ, not a man/women. There is only way to the Father (God) and that is through Jesus Christ not Mother Mary. Acts 4:12 (KJV 1611) Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. And that name is Jesus Christ not Mother Mary.

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