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Contrary to Belief – Trump is Not Dead

MAR-A-LAGO - USA - Contrary to all the rumours, Trump is not dead.

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Hey, folks, this is JD Vance and Marco Rubio here. We’ve heard some dumbass rumour going around social media that our boss Donald Trump is dead.

Well, we just had a great yacht trip with him where he went water-skiing, and played a few rounds of golf so he is not dead, we repeat — not dead!

And for all you tin foil hat wearing doofus’s this has nothing to with the Epstein Files or any other files for that matter …

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