Hey, folks, this is JD Vance and Marco Rubio here. We’ve heard some dumbass rumour going around social media that our boss Donald Trump is dead.
Well, we just had a great yacht trip with him where he went water-skiing, and played a few rounds of golf so he is not dead, we repeat — not dead!
And for all you tin foil hat wearing doofus’s this has nothing to with the Epstein Files or any other files for that matter …
