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BLACK FRIDAY DAILY SQUIB SALE!

LONDON - England - As Black Friday sales come up, how about a Daily Squib sale? Read on for further bunker busting info ...

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Yes, consumers, it’s that Black Friday comin’ up again. Black Friday, Yellow Tuesday, Green Saturday and White Sunday, whatever the day or the fuckin’ colour, Black Friday is the one people really need. Now here’s the deal, the Daily Squib book, something that has information in it that will either make you laugh or cry is now only £9.99 or £9.95 reduced from £17.95. Like kick me in the gonads and ruffle my hair, can you hear the gasps of sheer delight as those Xmas present ideas flutter through your oversubscribed consumerist brain? It is a unique gift, sure it is, and it has all the hallmarks of making someone feel special when they receive a hard physical copy of the book to hold and smell in your shaky hand. Smelling a newly printed book is great too, the Daily Squib book, if it were a ‘scratch ‘n’ sniff’ would not smell like shit as many would presume it to do but possibly have the nasal palate of a sardine champagne infused fart expelled from the anus of an outstanding citizen at great speed. But please don’t let that whet your appetite further than it already has meandered violently, the book just wanted to exist in physical form, and it took a lot of engineering to do so, even in a terrible gale of cancel culture shenanigans and all that Stasi baloney. Like, just the sheer guts of the publisher, Curtis Press to publish the Daily Squib Anthology took balls of steel. Subsequently, as a publisher, Curtis Press come highly recommended simply because of their dedication to quality, uniqueness, gung-ho daring attitude and non-wokeness. You gotta hand it to the team, but listen, if you have miraculously read up to this precipitous point, congratulate yourself for your fortitude and sheer time-wasting yawn inducing positivity. Yes, you want this unique ancient modern satirical book either for your own bookshelf or as a gift to someone who really inspires you to commit Hara Kiri. Reduced from £17.95 and now only £9.95 it is a win win lose lose situation. TERMS AND CONDITIONS : LIMITED TIME ONLY UNTIL JANUARY, IF YOU ARE AN EMPLOYEE OF THE DAILY SQUIB OR KNOW ANYONE WHO IS, COMMISERATIONS ARE DUE. WE ARE NOT FLOGGING A DEAD HORSE HERE …HONEST!

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  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
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THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

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