Why waste your time on happiness when you can read satire instead?
Who needs positivity when you can read about the failing government, global crises, and the inevitable doom of humanity? The Daily Squib Book is the perfect choice for those who want to face the truth head-on!
Wake up from your happy-go-lucky world and enter a realm of cynicism and sarcasm.
Our articles will give you plenty to talk about, from absurd news stories to the darkest satirical commentary. Say goodbye to boring small talk and hello to controversial debates!
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