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TRIGGER WARNING: Scare Your Ass Silly This Halloween

LONDON - England - The cold dark cobbled foggy streets will trigger your woke sensibilities this Halloween.

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Dare to venture out of your safe space, and mind the multiple microaggressions piling up against your door? Imagine the sheer horror of reading some funny stuff in a book that is not bland soulless preachy woke and pathetic.

There is a creek at the door, can you use cancel culture to completely erase that scary sound from the universe?

Oh dear, could it be a cisgender about to invade your intersectional Black Lives Matter plant-based room with toxic masculinity and mansplaining culturally appropriating internalised misogyny patriarchy?

Hold that trigger finger, for you are about to be triggered.

Do not click here

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