TSA Plans Screening Americans in their Homes
"Come to daddy"
MILWAUKEE - USA - Think you could avoid the TSA's body scanners and pat-downs by not flying, taking the train or bus, then you're wrong. The TSA wants to come to your home to complete searches on U.S. citizens even if you do not use any public transport.
"This is just the next step in our special TSA pre-crime initiative where everyone will be screened before they even embark on any type of journey. We've heard bad things about you folks who are not even travelling or avoiding public places just because you don't want your groin groped or an internal body search. Well, we have news for you, we'll be knocking on your doors at home to bodysearch you there as well," TSA head, John Lacerta Pistole, told the Washington Observer.
The new TSA rules will require the whole population including new born babies and severely handicapped people to be searched in their homes.
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Refusing entry to the TSA search party could result in the search denier being detained indefinitely and moved under duress to a secret holding area.
"Remember, the next knock on your home's door could be from a group of TSA officials waiting with gloved hands to search your orifices and your families holes too. You must grant entry for these officials into your property so that they can violate your bodies with impunity. Once they have searched your bodies, you will be required to put your clothes back on and let the officials leave. You must be calm at all times and any form of agitation, anger or abuse towards our trained TSA goons will result in either tasering or forced detention. Please be aware that we will also be confiscating weapons in all American households, so leave your guns by the door and we'll take those as well as your daughter's virginity," Kevin Pedoslime, a TSA spokesman announced on all U.S. TV channels yesterday.
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Ridiculous. This can't happen in the USA.
It already has------------->
http://www.mikechurch.com/Today-s-Lead-Story/in-sheriff-if-we-need-to-conduct-random-house-to-house-searches-we-will.html
God Bless America and the TSA.
IF YA'LL DONT LIKE WHY DONT YOU LEAVE THEN?
Any person who surrenders theyr freedoms and liberty for a little security deserve neither and will receive neither- Thomas Jefferson.
do u kno who that is, that is a man who committed treason aginst his king to make sur all future generations hav tru freedom even sheep like u.
(excerpts taken to make a point i suggest you also read the Texas State Constition of 1876)
"When a government has ceased to protect the lives, liberty and property of the people, from whom its legitimate powers are derived, and for the advancement of whose happiness it was instituted, and so far from being a guarantee for the enjoyment of those inestimable and inalienable rights, becomes an instrument in the hands of evil rulers for their oppression.
When the Federal Republican Constitution of their country, which they have sworn to support, no longer has a substantial existence, and the whole nature of their government has been forcibly changed, without their consent, from a restricted federative republic, composed of sovereign states, to a consolidated central military despotism, in which every interest is disregarded but that of the army and the priesthood, both the eternal enemies of civil liberty, the everready minions of power, and the usual instruments of tyrants.
When, long after the spirit of the constitution has departed, moderation is at length so far lost by those in power, that even the semblance of freedom is removed, and the forms themselves of the constitution discontinued, and so far from their petitions and remonstrances being regarded, the agents who bear them are thrown into dungeons, and mercenary armies sent forth to force a new government upon them at the point of the bayonet.
When, in consequence of such acts of malfeasance and abdication on the part of the government, anarchy prevails, and civil society is dissolved into its original elements. In such a crisis, the first law of nature, the right of self-preservation, the inherent and inalienable rights of the people to appeal to first principles, and take their political affairs into their own hands in extreme cases, enjoins it as a right towards themselves, and a sacred obligation to their posterity, to abolish such government, and create another in its stead, calculated to rescue them from impending dangers, and to secure their future welfare and happiness.
It incarcerated in a dungeon, for a long time, one of our citizens, for no other cause but a zealous endeavor to procure the acceptance of our constitution, and the establishment of a state government.
It has failed and refused to secure, on a firm basis, the right of trial by jury, that palladium of civil liberty, and only safe guarantee for the life, liberty, and property of the citizen.
It has failed to establish any public system of education, although possessed of almost boundless resources, (the public domain,) and although it is an axiom in political science, that unless a people are educated and enlightened, it is idle to expect the continuance of civil liberty, or the capacity for self government.
It has suffered the military commandants, stationed among us, to exercise arbitrary acts of oppression and tyrrany, thus trampling upon the most sacred rights of the citizens, and rendering the military superior to the civil power.
It has dissolved, by force of arms, the state Congress of Coahuila and Texas, and obliged our representatives to fly for their lives from the seat of government, thus depriving us of the fundamental political right of representation.
It has demanded the surrender of a number of our citizens, and ordered military detachments to seize and carry them into the Interior for trial, in contempt of the civil authorities, and in defiance of the laws and the constitution.
It has made piratical attacks upon our commerce, by commissioning foreign desperadoes, and authorizing them to seize our vessels, and convey the property of our citizens to far distant ports for confiscation.
It denies us the right of worshipping the Almighty according to the dictates of our own conscience, by the support of a national religion, calculated to promote the temporal interest of its human functionaries, rather than the glory of the true and living God.
It has demanded us to deliver up our arms, which are essential to our defence, the rightful property of freemen, and formidable only to tyrannical governments.
It has invaded our country both by sea and by land, with intent to lay waste our territory, and drive us from our homes; and has now a large mercenary army advancing, to carry on against us a war of extermination.
It has, through its emissaries, incited the merciless savage, with the tomahawk and scalping knife, to massacre the inhabitants of our defenseless frontiers.
It hath been, during the whole time of our connection with it, the contemptible sport and victim of successive military revolutions, and hath continually exhibited every characteristic of a weak, corrupt, and tyrranical government.
These, and other grievances, were patiently borne by the people of Texas, untill they reached that point at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. We then took up arms in defence of the national constitution. We appealed to our Mexican brethren for assistance. Our appeal has been made in vain. Though months have elapsed, no sympathetic response has yet been heard from the Interior. We are, therefore, forced to the melancholy conclusion, that the Mexican people have acquiesced in the destruction of their liberty, and the substitution therfor of a military government; that they are unfit to be free, and incapable of self government.
The necessity of self-preservation, therefore, now decrees our eternal political separation.
the storms of war are upon the United States may god have mercy on us and give liberty the victory! god bless you all. Sic Vis Pacem , Para Bellum!
This is not a joke. Wake up. Stop laughing I know this is a jokey site but there is a serious element of truth to this article which you will not find on a regular GOVERNMENT controlled website. You see satire is the only way truth is brought forward these days because the mainstream media is lying to you every day. Especially the American media, they are merely another arm of government.
Wake the fuck up........please I'm begging you all now. We are all at a crossroads and we can either take the right path or stand by and watch them LEAD US down the wrong path. The choice is yours.Amen
bring in the UN troops from other countries. There will be nothing but war going on here & that is exactly
the agenda, overpopulation killing. We got to kill those few fuckers first, the ones that stole all our money
to hire these goons into the TSA, those Manchurian fegotts, they tortured for years.
I have found out who actually rules this planet. It is just one man... not the Queen, black Pope, Bilderbergers, Illuminati, Free Masons. Rothchilds-rockefellas, Jews, american war techno, no, no, all fake propaganda bull.... it is the ..... E S F .....
find out yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iENDcHE6fY&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A_tp6OytWg&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgaU5L-zrgg&feature=related
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