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Muslim Travel Ban: Obama Stopped From Entering United States

CHICAGO - USA - Former president of the U.S. Barack Hussein Obama has been detained at O'Hare airport and refused entry into the country.

Intimate TSA Agents May Get Ebola First

NEWARK - USA - Intimate body searches at airports across the United States could mean that TSA agents contract the deadly Ebola virus first.

Cattle Feed to be Introduced at American Airports

SYRACUSE - USA - Passengers travelling in U.S. airports are to get additional help with detention pods and feeding troughs to ease their journeys, a TSA official told media agencies.

TSA to Replace X-Ray Scanners With Man in Booth

NEWARK - USA - The much hated TSA x-ray scanners that have shown every detail on the human body at airports are finally being replaced after a public and privacy advocate outcry.

TSA Implement Sensual Massage Oils into Body Searches

FLORIDA - USA - Officials who create TSA operating procedures have said that the organisation should incorporate sensual massage oils into the routine of checking passengers before their flights.

Traumatised Woman: "TSA Agent Made Me Smell His Finger"

ORLANDO - USA - A traumatised woman has spoken of her TSA checkpoint hell after one of the erroneous agents tried to make her smell his fingers towards the end of his eight hour shift.

Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents

WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president has vowed to create more jobs -- in the TSA.

TSA Plans Screening Americans in their Homes

MILWAUKEE - USA - Think you could avoid the TSA's body scanners and pat-downs by not flying, taking the train or bus, then you're wrong. The TSA wants to come to your home to complete searches on U.S. citizens even if you do not use any public transport.

TSA to Probe the Moon

CAPE CANAVAREL - USA - President Obama has given permission for the TSA to probe the moon instead of space agency, NASA, new documents released from the White House reveal.

TSA Names New Airport X-Ray Machines 'Freedom Scanners'

NEW JERSEY - USA - First there were 'Freedom Fries', now there are 'Freedom Scanners', the TSA has announced.

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