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Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down

FLORIDA - USA - Eighteen year old Carmella Sanchez has been diagnosed pregnant after a sensual TSA pat-down, that some say went a little too far.

TSA Speed Dating Now Big Hit at U.S. Airports

KENTUCKY - USA - This Thanksgiving, single Americans have been having a wonderful time at the nation's airports.

How I Fell in Love With a TSA Screener

CHICAGO - USA - Sometimes love finds us in the strangest of places. This is a wonderfully poignant story about a man who fell in love with his TSA screener.

TSA Checks for Prostate and Bowel Cancer

NEW JERSEY - USA - In a much needed positive slant to intrusive extensive TSA body checks, finally some good news.

Woman With Chastity Belt Refused Entry Into America

DENVER - USA - A woman with a chastity belt has been refused entry into America after refusing to remove the protective device at the airport.

Flying to America? Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body...

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib's travel advisor gives some useful tips to travellers making journeys to American airports.

Body Scanner Operator Caught Groping Self at Colorado Airport

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught doing something nasty during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.

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