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Mitch McConnell and Nikki Haley Talk About Their Treachery Betraying America

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Traitors to the American people and constitution Mitch McConnell and Nikki Haley have spoken about their treachery.

 

After throwing President Trump under a bus during the Capitol Hill fiasco led by violent ANTIFA/BLM FBI agent provocateurs, Senate Minority Leader RINO, Mitch McConnell, and Nikki Haley firmly plead allegiance to their own treachery and betrayal of the American people.

“I labelled all Americans as terrorists, all citizens as terrorist insurrectionists on January 6th. I am a fat maggot traitor who deserves nothing better than to be put in the stockades, or maybe shipped to Gitmo where I would be put on a diet. I plead guilty to letting down the U.S. Constitution, betraying every covenant of the United States, and of committing High Treason by not acknowledging massive electoral fraud,” McConnell squealed from his pulpit as two U.S. Marines appeared escorting the fraudulent Senator away.

As for Senators. Richard Burr (R-NC), Susan Collins (R-Maine), Bill Cassidy (R-LA), Mitt Romney (R-UT), Ben Sasse (R-NE), Lisa Murkowski (R-AK), and Pat Toomey (R-PA), they were all led out of the Senate by a troop of Marines where their fate will be determined at a later date. Hopefully they will be detained and waterboarded daily at an undisclosed rendition location somewhere in Pakistan or Afghanistan indefinitely.

Nikki Haley, another treacherous traitor begged to be seen at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion earlier in the week, but was denied by Trump, she was however emphatic that her betrayal was necessary.

“I betrayed the President, I betrayed the American people and sided with treasonous scum like Mitch McConnell. I am sorry, however I can say this to all of you, yes, I am a RINO, and a traitor to America, but look at the details, I was merely looking out for my globalist friends and their intentions to destroy U.S. hegemony in favour of the rising star of the International community — China. With this, I am also betraying my Punjabi Sikh Indian roots by siding with the Chinese communists.”

Haley was immediately escorted away crying her eyes out by two burly U.S. Marine female soldiers. Thankfully, she will never be seen again in the USA, let alone U.S. House of Representatives.

 

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