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Head of IMF Rapes Hotel Maid As Well As World

NEW YORK - USA - The head of the IMF, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has been arrested for sodomising a Manhattan hotel chamber maid.

According to Mr Strauss-Kahn, 62, he is not just happy in raping the world with IMF money and wants more, and more. This is why he sodomised that poor chamber maid at Manhattan’s Sofitel on West-44th-Street yesterday.

Mr Strauss -Kahn was arrested by port officials as he tried to escape by boarding a plane at Kennedy Airport.

“The Great Seducer”

“He’s obviously got his IMF raping and pillaging face on. Not only that, he tried to escape the country and do more raping over there too. It’s ok folks, we got him,” Buzzard Ealdring, a New York law enforcement officer told CBS news.

Strauss-Kahn, who had a meeting planned for today with German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has a special arrangement with Air France that allows him to get on any flight and sit in first class.

The IMF is the cause of a lot of pestilence, evil and horror within the world, and it is no consequence that a raping monster like Strauss-Kahn should be the head of it.

No doubt, because of his diplomatic immunity he will get off with the assault and the woman will be shut up like all the others.

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  1. In France this is normal behaviour for politicians. DSK was warned before he went to USA that they arrest over there.

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