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Osama Yet to Release Long Form Death Certificate

ISLAMABAD - Pakistan - Millions of people worldwide are demanding that the death of Osama Bin Laden be proven with the release of his long form death certificate.

“I don’t believe he died yesterday until I see his long form death certificate. I saw a few photoshopped pics but I want to see the actual long form,” an Osama bin Laden death doubter revealed to CNN.

The remarkable timing of Osama’s “death” was also cited by Osama death unbelievers, who also questioned the efficacy of the incredible announcements from the desperate Obama administration who are gearing up for re-election next year.

“Buried at Sea”

“Funny how Dubya was helping his bogeyman pal to hide, and so was Obama until it suited his agenda to shut their asset down. What did they do, run into the room whilst Osama was on his hospital bed dialysis machine and shoot him in the head? He’s been dead for over ten years, and all of this time they’ve been using his image to invade and occupy much of the Middle East. I don’t believe a word they say. I want to see the long form death certificate and un-photoshopped pics,” another Osama death doubter said from New York’s Times Square.

Republican hopeful, Donald Trump added to the doubters: “We finally got Obongo’s long form birth certificate, of which I’m getting my people to go over with a fine-toothed comb. Now we need Osama’s death certificate long form. C’mon Obama, let’s have it.”

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10 COMMENTS

  1. Barack Obama – The first black man that has ever had to convince the world he did do the killing.

  2. I don't believe 9/11 was a conspiricy nor do I believe in UFO's. But if the Sheep can't smell this con job a mile away they are certain to fall off the cliff even sooner. No body? They don't want a shrine? Maybe the 1/3 of land in the USA owned by the Government is not enough space to house 1 corpse in a secure location. Yeah that make sense. Don't forget the brains of these Liberal whak Jobs like Stalin, Hitler and other serial murderer's are always preserved for scientific reaearch. As opposed to being dumped in the ocean. Wake up fools and relize what and who this Obama administration is and their plans for the sheep of the USA.. I suggest you read your history of Germany and Russia circa 1920's – 1940's. Anyone dumb enough to believe this con is just another sheep being led to slaughter.

  3. What the US did is create millions more terrorists. maybe that's what they want? The white house just released a satement saying that they also lied about osama being armed when he was shot if that was him, and he did not use his wife as a human shield. the WH are liars, so I dont believe for one second they killed him and it was someone else .

  4. Nobody is arguing whether or not this fictitious character is dead. No doubt they dumped a body into the ocean. No doubt they storm-trooped some headquarters in Pakistan. No doubt Tim Osman played his role well… The character they created themselves is dead now. The time has come for somebody to invent a new scape goat and CIA seems to be very proficient at the task. No doubt Obama sin laden has a few more TRUMP CARDS to play.

  5. Actually, what the US is not saying is that it was a suicide by the BBC's Windsor/Middleton nuptial coverage. I can't imagine being stuck on dialysis for hours on end with nothing to watch but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum exchange vows, the endless commentary on Princess Beatrice's hat, Carole's smug smile, and Pippa Middleton's clingy white dress. It was inhumane torture even for a terrorist. "Just shoot me! PLEASE!"

  6. You stupid conspirecy theorists make me sick. He's dead GET OVER IT! WE GOT HIM! Just like we got saddam and soon we'll get ghaddaffi .

  7. You would have thought that after the capture of the worlds scariest terrorist they would have kept the body and taken some pics. Americans are now saying they buried the body at sea? Something fishy here. (excuse the pun)

  8. THEY DID NOT KILL BIN LADEN HES BEEN DEAD FOR LONG TIME. THY KILLED SOMEONE FROM AQ BUT NOT BIN LADEN.

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