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David Cameron Not Good at Making Coffee Either

LONDON - England - Conservative party leader and electoral candidate, David Cameron can't even make a cup of coffee, party members have disclosed.

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“This guy could f*ck up a cup of coffee,” Edward Brompton Smythe, a non-dom billionaire who has funded the Conservative party for the past five years told the Daily Telegraph.

“He’s about as useful as a screen door on a f
*cking submarine,” another non-dom Conservative funder said.

“You could hand him the first prize on a silver platter and he’d still manage to come last,” a third billionaire non-dom Tory fundraiser told the Telegraph yesterday.

The Conservatives are currently trailing Labour in the polls and are set to lose the upcoming election when Britain’s voters elect Gordon Brown for another five years of office.

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