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Teflon Don in Twitter Roid Rage Rampage Crashes Dow

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Teflon Don has gone on a major roid rage rampage across social media after being pumped with steroids at hospital.

Xi Jinping Congratulates Trump on Contracting Chinese Virus

BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has congratulated Donald Trump on contracting the deadly Chinese Virus.

The Not So ‘Presidential’ Debate

CLEVELAND - USA - The first presidential debate descended into a turd slinging match as Sleepy Joe Biden and the Teflon Don both fought like wild animals.

Teflon Don Don’t Pay Tax – Neither Do Amazon, Facebook, Google,...

CAYMAN ISLANDS - According to some reports, the Teflon Don does not pay much tax, but the same applies to many American billion dollar companies.

Teflon Don Does it Again – Acquitted From Impeachment

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald J. Trump aka The Teflon Don has been acquitted of the Democrat party impeachment accusations at the Senate.

Looks Like It’s Back to Work For Stormy to Pay Off...

LAS VEGAS - USA - Now that Stormy Daniels has lost her legal bid to destroy President Trump, she will have to get back to work to pay off the massive legal fees.

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