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Trump Given Magnificent Send Off By Republican Party

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States was given a great send off by his beloved Republican Party.

Civil War: Trump 37 Votes Away From Not Becoming President

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump may have thought he had the presidency in the bag, but there are ill winds blowing over his momentous non-win.

Depression Covered By Obamacare

TEXAS - USA - Millions of Republicans across the United States were said to be signing up for anti-depressant drugs under Obamacare after his astounding re-election.

If You Don’t Get the Hispanic Vote You Lose

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Romney's sad attempts at bronzing up with a fake tan sadly went awry as his election loss is testament to how much the Hispanic vote is important in North America.

Gingrich Uses Wife to Secure More Funding

BRUNSWICK - USA - GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, is resorting to desperate measures to secure more funding for his ailing election campaign.

Tea Party Don't Like Coffee Much

COLORADO - USA - Tea Party candidates who scored big on Tuesday's primaries are saying that it's all down to not liking coffee much.

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