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WASHINGTON DC - A new craze has taken America by storm and is sweeping the extreme sports world off its feet.
LONDON - England - The disks containing the valuable information of 25 million child-benefit recipients was found today in a London High Street.
LAS VEGAS - Nevada - OJ Simpson is in training for his forthcoming prison puppet show tour.
MANCHESTER - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today awarded a fifteen year old boy an ASBO in recognition for his shooting skills on the public rail system.
LONDON - England - The length and breadth of thug Britain is quivering in fear as terrified hoodie gangsters armed to the teeth are coming to terms with the prospect of receiving an Acceptable Behaviour Contract (ABC) from Jacqui Smith MP.