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'Comedian' Alan Davies to Never Film Jonathan Creek Series on April 11th Ever Again

LIVERPOOL - England - Former comedian Alan Davies, is to never film anything on April 11th ever again citing trauma from Liverpool football fans on his twitter page.

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“I can’t wait to film my new series in Liverpool, but I shan’t be filming on April 11th because I had a really bad experience once on twitter on that day when a load of scousers sent me death threats on twitter. From now on April 11th will be a no filming day, and I expect everyone else to adhere to that rule as well. If you don’t feel my pain, I want you to feel my pain, and you better feel my pain and I will tell you how to feel my pain, even though it’s not related to you in any f*cking way,” Mr Davies said from a secret location somewhere in Britain.

Scousers were out in force yesterday looking to deliver Mr Davies’s head on a platter to the Hillsborough football stadium.

“We’ll sniff the little rat out sooner or later. Then we’ll have a little game of footie — with his head, eh, eh, eh!” Jim Scouse, a LFC fan from Liverpool told the Sun newspaper yesterday.

Another Liverpool fan said yesterday: “Forget about him not filming on April 11th. He should stop filming permanently.”

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