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Obama Needs His Own 911

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Just like George W Bush, who had a massive poll boost after 911 and a free ticket to invade oil rich Iraq, so too does President Barack Obama need a sense of crisis to put through his expensive socialist healthcare, gun control and reduction of oil reliance plans.

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Facing polls showing a drop in his approval, diminished support from independents, factions within his Democratic Party and a united Republican opposition, Obama must recapture the sense of urgency that led to passage of the economic rescue farce in February, analysts say.

“The boy needs his own September 11, he needs another major crisis so that the people can get back into their patriotic frenzy like after 911 happened, we need to either engineer a crisis like they did for 911 or wait until one develops later” said Bruce Banner, a professor of government at Arkansatown University in Washington. “You do need a crisis to generate movement in Congress and to help build fear in the public.”

Obama is too slovenly in his approach and needs to engender a sense of urgency in the public. If Obama wants to bring in massive socialist changes, he will need to put the American people on a war footing similar to World War II or September 11.

‘We need our own Pearl Harbour’

Obama Chief of Staff Moshe Rabin said the administration made unprecedented socialistic collectivist progress in eight months but needs to finish the job by creating a major crisis.

“We gave Congress a charge, we gave them broad outlines, which is the reason we are farther along than any of the five Democrat presidents that have tried,” Rabin said in an interview yesterday. “We’re not there yet, and our plans are to bring forth something this winter that will force the people to take up state health care, drop their weapons and reduce America’s oil consumption whether they want to or not. The major crisis we could be looking at is an H1N1 breakout on a scale never before seen, or a massive oil spill off the coast, hell once that goes off we can add even more self created goodies to create even more chaos so that we could bring in state socialism on a scale never before seen in this country.”

“This is almost like a Hail Mary, because they know that they’re substantially behind and the trajectory is negative for them. Obama needs a self-made crisis like Bush had with 911,” Gunther Goering, author of How the American People are Controlled by Fear said.

The Obama administration’s goal is to socialise America and get people out of their cars and onto public transport. This socialist agenda can easily be achieved by capitalising on a crisis thus creating a common enemy by encouraging patriotic jingoistic behaviour. By disarming Americans of their reight to bear arms, Obama will also achieve even greater notoriety amongst the elite.

“The best thing in presidential leadership is to recognize and exploit opportunities and crisis,” said Goering. “The White House needs to create so much fear and terror in the public that they will have no choice but to accept increased state control and socialism. It worked for Hitler, Blair, Brown and Bush so why not Obama, he needs to learn from these administrations. How to completely control the people through terror and fear-mongering. Bush had Fox news pumping out horrific fear inducing stories 24 hours a day, what has Obama got? Nothing! Exactly! He needs to get his terror, fear inducing plan and stick to it.”

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6 COMMENTS

  1. GWB WAS THE BEST PREZ EVEH, WITHOUT HIS VISION WE WLD NOT OWN THE OIL FIELDS AND TERRITORY IN THE M.E. WE OWN IRAQ NOW AND SOON WE WILL OWN AFGHANISTAN TOO, FUCK EM THE MORE ARABS DEAD THE BETTER.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA AND NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 11

  2. 911 = collatoral damage it was only a few ppl who died so we could take Iraq.

    911 was our blessing and i thank the ppl who did it from the inside they are the true patriots

  3. 911 was the best thing that happened to America. Without that we would not have attacked Arabia. We need to kill more muslims than we did though, it ain’t nearly enough. Poison their lands and take their oil.

    At first when Obama was elected I feared we would stop the killing but thankfully he stuck with the program and we’re still out there doing the job that we do best killing sandniggers.

    Semper Fi!!!!!

  4. amateur hour Obama is an amateur next to Bush. GWB killed more people than anyone. He’ll never get close to the murder rate of GWB.

  5. 911 was the signal. Without 911 they could not achieve what they wanted. It was the best thing that happened to Bush and his controllers.

    A few casualties are like nothing to these guys. What they generated from 911 was huge and it was a clean operation. No one is going to listen to the people who question on the internet labeled as kooks and conspiracy theorists. It was a perfect plan and one of the most boldest inside operations in the history of mankind. Obama will never get close to what the Bush boys did. Never…..

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