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New Clint Eastwood Film to Be About Furniture

EL PASO - USA - Veteran film star and director, Clint Eastwood, is directing a new film about furniture, his agent Larry Goldstein, has revealed.

“Not only will the new film feature wardrobes, cupboards, chairs and tables but there will be cameo appearances of pieces that will astound the audiences. How about a chaise longue or an Ikea book case. You ever seen a GRÖNKULLA talk? You may think it incredible but even flat pack furniture has a personality. Actors Hugh Grant and Kevin Costner will be doing the voices. When I heard the voices from Grant and Costner, I actually thought that they characterised every grain of wood in those furniture planks. Definitely Clint has directed his masterpiece here,” Ed O’Hanrohanrohanrohan, a Warner Bros. movie executive involved in the project, told Movie Week magazine.

The film’s plot is a heavily guarded secret but without giving away too many spoilers, some of the scenes involve carpentry and a little sanding, maybe a little varnish to fill in the plot holes.

There’s also a cameo role from one of Clint’s favourite people, Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney.

“I think Mitt stole the show. He’s like the plank of wood that was waiting in the West Wing.” another project executive said.

Clint Eastwood’s new film is scheduled for release in November 2012.

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