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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain’s Got Talent Show

LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head.

“During auditions he said he was going to show the audience what he was thinking. So we thought that he was going to do a bit of mind reading for his act, something along that line,” one of the judges, Pierce Moron told the Sun.

After getting up on stage the talented 23-year-old man pulled out an old World War II revolver and blew his brains out all over the judges and audience, causing many to flee in panic.

Judges, Amanda Holden and Pierce Moron got the brunt of the brains, a sliver even finding Ms Holden’s pouting cleavage.

“I think out of all of the Britain’s Got Talent contestants, this guy was a true winner. It was a spectacular piece of performance art and magnificent in its audacity. This chap certainly got my vote,” Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said.

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  1. There is always the law of Justice which even God is bound by. Mercy and Justice are both served through the atonement of Jesus Christ. He loves us no matter what we do, just like our parents, but in the end He cannot keep us from our punishment of our crimes. Our parent's can't keep us out of jail and neither can God. The atonement is like our bail but we have to accept it and live it.

  2. I think he was insecure and went on there to gain some self confidence from the audience and judges. He did get support from the audience but not the judges and i think he realized that he wasn't good. And when Simon said he was ruthless, that was the final nail in the coffin. Always watch what you say to people please because you don't know what is going on in there life and what they go through.

  3. You're right, God does love us unconditionally BUT, look at it like a parent's love. While they have a massive love for us, that doesn't mean we can go through life treating others badly, committing crimes, telling lies, etc. As human beings, we are given many chances throughout our lives when we do something wrong or bad, we can attempt to redeem ourselves our continue making a negative mark on this world, it's entirely up to us. In saying that, if you're a believer of heaven and hell, after attempting to live a good, positive life, helping others when you can and being an honest and loving person, would it seem fair to you to end up in the same place as a rapist? A murderer? We all pretty much control our destiny's and if our final journey takes us to a bad place, it's a shame but it's also no one's fault but our own.

  4. ehhem i am the lord here you just think you can post without my permission jesus .anyway im sure that guy is around up here………somewhere from the billion of people here i mean i see a dinosaur from where i am or is it a tree …i dont know anyway stop fighting about how sad it is im sure he knew that he did that but i not sure they would let him in….. anyway GOD OUT /\ (praying hands)

  5. More important, perhaps, than the destination is where a person has BEEN all their life. THAT will tell the most about where they WENT after they leave our boring presence in this little dimple on God's butt called Earth. Where a person "goes" after they are dead is no one's business but the person who has gone "there"…whereEVA "there" IS. This kind of absurd whimwhamming chit-CHAT is an abuse of free time and clearly qualifies all those who participate as eligible for a SEVERE CANING on the BUTTOCKS!!!! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! So, THERE…you bloody fools! Take THAT!

  6. Okay. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that someone would go to hell or heaven for shooting them self in the head. Or suicide in general. I believe that everyone goes to heaven, no matter what. Bad or good. Murder or Rescue. I am sure that l have a bunch more time to learn about religion. But honestly I'm having a very hard time believing that people go to hell. I mean doesn't the bible say that god loves us no matter what the reason? Well if he loves us no matter what. Then why is hell an option? Doesn't make sense to me but, What do I know. And for the poor guy that this happened to I am terribly sorry. (Sorry for making this seem like Sunday school or church everyone) Just stating my opinion. Which we are all entitled to our own.

    • Well if you are really interested about what the Bible teaches about heaven and hell we can look into it and see.

  7. You people are so shallow and self involved. A man lost his life! It is not a joke! To make light of his pain is pathetic! You see how he was laughed at? People cannot be ridiculed, mocked, and bullied without it having an effect on them. Obviously he was emotionally unstable or he would not have planned such a horrible end for himself. I would guess he has been made fun of his whole life by thoughtless, heartless, mean-spirited, so-called "people". Let's try a little more kindness, understanding, and gentleness. I would do our society a world of good! Our words an actions have an enormous effect on people.

  8. And who are you to judge someone, and hey mister holier than tho your a hypocrite talking all that testament stuff and insulting people. Very catholic or christian of you.

  9. the bible is fictitious anyway, why would anyone read it to get valid world knowledge or life knowledge? you're living in a dreamworld, i suggest you wake up and take notice. god isn't here, wont come, wont save anyone, after death there is simply non existence, its ok if you need to believe in something mythical just to get over that fact, to feel there's something more to our existence, but there isn't, sooner you accept it, the sooner the rest of the world can keep its sanity

  10. 04/11/2012 18:21:38 "Does not matter is he had been saved. Thou shalt not kill even pertains to yourself. He commited this sin in his final hour. Sinners do not go to heaven. Read your Bible."

    Except that is not Biblical. David committed murder to Bathsheba's husband, but he was the Lord's annointed and Nathan declared him forgiven by God. (2 Samuel 12:13) It also says, "All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23), which includes you and I. Please read your Bible.

  11. Does not matter is he had been saved. Thou shalt not kill even pertains to yourself. He commited this sin in his final hour. Sinners do not go to heaven. Read your Bible.

  12. Who brought in the grammer police, mother fucker? Damn bro you should just go kill "your"self for being a fucktard. Congratulations at being the way you are, I'm sure your fail brit parents are proud of you!!!

  13. Ok listen to this one person said from the reading, and it goes like this:
    " This chap certainly got my vote," Darren Corduroy, 45, an audience member on Monday night said."
    The only thing wrong with this answer is the man who committed suscide on stge is dead and unfortunately since he committed suscide is in Hell what or who cares about your vote for this now dead man who is now in the grips of eternal pain and suffering from being in Hell! Anyone who would say this has to be the biggest most stupidest moronic idiot on the planet Earth that ever existed from the single cell to man kind himself. This person who gives a vote to a suscide and gone to Hell person for all eternity has to be the most stupid that the world has ever seen since Adam.Moe Howard looks like Albert Einstein compaired to this Darren Corduroy an audience member. Hey Darren he's in Hell and dead from sinning of taking his own life he doesn''t give a rats ass about your vote one way or the other idiot! You should build a barn on your property and live there though first write above the door entering into the barn Jackass lives here he ha he ha he ha!
    Idiot!

  14. I looked this up. All your comments were true, except for Baha's which was offensive and stupid. My statement was actually wrong. Iq is meausured in different ways. I found that on my test, I was still in the top 2% of intelligence, but it depends on which test you take. So I apologise for any offence caused by my comment which was actually sticking up for British people, but I am smarter than average and I do think that his comment was extremely offensive. Btw I am actually twelve, not a teen.

  15. "I am British and I bet my IQ is 100 points higher than yours, and I am a teenager. MyIQ is 156, what's yours?"

    If it was 156 then you'd probably know that his IQ is 56… Just some simple math..

  16. You say that now, but you're going to be wishing you'd have thought differently. Technically we wouldn't be ignorant because ignorance is the stupidity of one without knowing. Clearly we know God exists. I'm praying for you…and calling a doctor, because you need help. #JesusLovesYou # Sucka!

  17. The fact that you respond to an idiot troll implies you are not as smart as you think… and BTW, in Britian IQ is measured by the metric system, so a Brits 156 is equal to 75 American.

  18. Bahahahaha yeah your IQ is 156… and I have the largest dick in the world too. Incidentally we do have something in common though… we were both inside your mother at some point.

  19. How could you be so very stupid? This show is called Britain's Got Talent. Do you not think British people will come on here? I am British and I bet my IQ is 100 points higher than yours, and I am a teenager. MyIQ is 156, what's yours? You can't throw people together in a bunch like that. You call us stupid, well I bet you're not getting into Mensa anytime soon. You should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

  20. What are you all talking about for 1 hell does not exist, what appears to be hell is molten lava around the earths core and 2 if you beleive in religion or god then you must be blind or ignorant to real life, when we die we are burnt or we rot end of.

  21. This is absolute nonsense. Do you think someone could get by security into a show with 4 celebrities with a loaded gun? Also it's not Pierce Moron! It's Pierce Morgan! Bloody hell!

  22. You forgot to mention his use of the word "too". It should be "to" instead. Since we are auto correcting everyone's failures.

  23. I salute to you sir or madam. Good job saying your belief, for you do have a right to, while the democrats commentators have no good come back other than fuck off because they themselves can't handle the truth (or have something intelligent to say). Lol!!

  24. Oh sorry honey "the" is not spelled with a d, its actually spell with a t, h, and an e, its spelled "the" lol you silly boy and your stupidity.

  25. This article confirms my deepest fears but I don't want to see a video because that's just sick.

  26. It must have been terrible for Amanda Holden. I hope she's ok after witnessing such a horrendous thing.

  27. For him, it is too late to pray! Whatever his situation was with the LORD, Christ Jesus, will not change with any of our prayers!!

    Let us focus upon those still considering doing likewise! Those individuals prayer will still help!

  28. Pray for him? And just what would that prayer be? He's dead. His soul is in eternity and his fate is sealed. Our prayers would be more appropriate for the souls of the ones who still have an opportunity to escape a torturous eternity, wouldn't they?

  29. What a bitch! Ur stupid ass will also root in hell u fucking insect! u thank the lord because someone is suffering in the flames of hell? what would you retarded piece of crap u calal brain kno about what trials could this guy be happening through!? Fcking piece of slag! I really hope u die and all of the likes like you!

  30. everyone arguing over stupid shit that's not even relevent..show some respect for someone who lost there life. makes me sick. I feel like shooting myself 2 now

  31. You'r realy not a worldy people in the us… You thought on humanism doesn't strech beoyned budget. The rest in Europe do… Republicans are just homophobic child who wich nothing then their own welth..

  32. Sounds like you're the retarded one, repub. You need to do the world a favor…gather all of your kind together, put on some nike's and all drink the kool-aid at the same time. Sure would be lot better without all you fucking hate-mongers.

  33. so, as someone who has had an uncle and a father in law commit suicide, one of which (the uncle) i myself found, i do feel a certain amount of sympathy for him, and agree that without knowing his background you shouldnt be so quick to judge somebody. that being said, this was obviously planned ahead of time and wasn't a spur of the moment decision, and the fact that he chose to do it live on tv on a show that children and a multitude of other highly influential individuals watch takes any sympathy i had away. im heavily against suicide, as any sane person should be, but if your going to do it anyway, is making a spectacle of it really the only way to go?

  34. A retarded republican who doesn't get it!?!?!?! at least they do their own research before saying shit. liberals are just sheep, believing what everyone tells them and praises it as fact. who's retarded now?

  35. He died for our sins. Fame is a killer folks remember that it is fickle and eats people up. RIP old friend may you find peace wherever you are now.

  36. Who cares how old you are.. That part was random lmao.. and i skipped the rest of your ''statement''

  37. I think it is a shame that this young man killed himself and I feel sorry for him. What I think is worse are the people on here are worried about the audience or themselves and care less bout the guy who shot himself. I say who gives a damn about you. Lets pray for the guy who shot himself. He done it because of cruel and careless people like you sickos.

  38. These shows are terrible it's about instant fame culture. well this guy got instant fame didnt he?

  39. And what philosophical statement was that? You're an if you think this is commendable, and I've never seen a more looser use of the word art.

  40. As a 16 year old girl, I would like to make the following comments:
    To those that have mocked this event in any way, shape and form—WHY DO YOU READ THESE ARTICLES IF YOU MAKE HORRIBLE COMMENTS AND JUST BASICALLY TAKE A SHIT ON THE DECEASED?! YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT POISON OUR SOCIETY AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
    To the people that have properly shown their respects— I full-heartedly pay my respects to the lost soul, his friends, and family and wish the witnesses a blessed life with their loved ones.

    Thank you for your time.

  41. You stupid dumb republican you really have no clue do you. First do your research before mouthing off your BS . Obama has had nothing but trouble from the 8 years of Bush rule. 8 years of running the economy to the ground you asshole now its gonna take a lot more years to get the US back on the good foot. STFU and go cry in Bill O'Reilly's soup you faux news chomping prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Ok first off i didnt agree with a lot of things the bush admin. did, but for the people giving Obama credit for making "change" yeah, he made a "change alright. and for all of you that says he inherited this shit! you don't know jack! that's why he spent trillions in is "economic stimulus" that the majority of that money went to overseas companies to employ those people instead of his own citizens… in fact, the unemployment rate skyrocketed to almost 35%! oh and spending taxpayer money so that Michelle could take her grieving gynecologist to the Caribbean for a damn month! purchasing $6,800 jacket to wear one time! and so on….. and his health care reform? jesus christ! he's trying to turn the U.S. into a socialist country!, and he's not even a natural-born citizen. my hats off to the democratic party for the somewhat well-executed cover up… too bad his grandmother spilled the beans that he was born in Kenya…. so unless you know what's going on, don't shoot your mouth off until your brains are loaded.

  43. you have no right to say anything. did you know him personally? no. how do you know he even HAD family or friends? you don't. so you can't say ANYTHING

  44. For your information, all the financial problems this country, and the world, is having started way back with Ronald Reagan and his damn "Drip-Down Economics". Not to mention the Bushes.

    Obama inherited this mess and has done much better for the people than the asses who preceded him..

    It really gets my gall; all these people complaining that the President hasn't done anything. He's done plenty. The problem we're in took to over thirty years to create. It's not going away over night.

    Have someone read the paper to you, you illiterate moron.

  45. Good god! He did this in front of EVERYONE?! That's just another bad thing on a mountain of terrible. The poor guy must've been in a REALLY dark place if he wanted to die and make everyone witness.

  46. My heart goes out to this kid, Nobody knows what type of childhood he had to endure, Deppression and bi-polar is a serious health issue in this world. Makes me sick to my stomach to read some of these comments from such horrid individuals here. I can't believe the utter judgement of this broken soul. The hurt in his heart and the feeling of not be excepted in any groups. Deppression is a serious serious issue , I bet if you think about it and try not to be so judgmental you know of people that is afflicted and have family that has deppression. He didn't do it for art, that is utter stupidity on this thought. We live in a cruel world, its sad when see documentary on wild life. How the strongest and biggest kill and eat the smallest. I use to say how sad, these animals are not evil , there simply given instinct to stay alive and feed there young. Humans can be the evil monsters. Humans can be so evil ,from bullies to murders. You people that comment on how cool or what art , you need to take a good look in the mirror and know that someday some type of deppression can afflick you. This is a desease, not a act of selfishness. This kid probably didn't even have a family. Your suppose to love thy neighbor, never judge others and karma is a real deal. I have wonderful friends and family that suffer from this aweful thing. Believe me there NOT WEAK, there wonderful human beings with a chemical imbalance that is very hard to treat. The ones who bark the loudest are the ones that need help. Hate in this world is killing human's souls.

  47. 'He blew his brains out and he made an important philosophical statement right there'???? Are you sick in your head or what? That guy needed psychological help, that's all, people who think he did a good thing, make me puke. Sorry

  48. You are full of crap or is this written by Obama himself. The reason why we are so far in debt is because of Obama. People need to wake up before it completely destroys this country!!

  49. He blew his brains out and he made an important philosophical statement right there. Our existance on this planet, our mortality. This statement is one of the most profound pieces of art I have ever witnessed. He gave his life for art. Good heavens, we must applaud him. He should be remembered for eternity as one of the greatest artists who ever graced this world. Bravo and RIP.

  50. How the fuck did all this become about America vs. the UK thats just dumb and stupid if you put in time to make fun of a country and try to make yours sound better you need to get a hobby try lacrosse or rugby

  51. All that a person who kills himself is thinking about is himself. If he cared about any witnesses, family, or friends, he wouldn't have done it. It really is shameful. 7 billion other people are going through their own problems, and his own selfishness has him pull the trigger, as if his problems are any worse.

  52. all your names came from us originally anyways you fucking moron.
    my name is tom, and yeah you play american football… you wear helmets and body armor, haha…
    we play rugby, without body armor.

  53. illegals can't vote you moron. You have to be a registered citizen to vote. are you really that stupid that you think people that aren't in the system can actually do anything accept take illegal jobs anyways. Nothing but cash under the table, and the reason they keep coming over and getting away with it is because they are willing to work harder than regular Americans

  54. Nobody drives anyone to kill themselves, a person makes that choice for themselves. Bullying is not quite so huge an issue – it's more that people can no longer take it. People have been bullied for millenia, but in an entitlement culture, with parents telling kids they're awesome, even when the kids themselves know it's not true, they can't bear the teasing and badmouthing by people who really don't matter. Even more, this person (if true) exposed himself to ridicule by going on the show; can't say he didn't know what it would be like. I find it very hard to blame the judges.

    On the other hand, I'm appalled at people making jokes. If it's not true, it's still kind of heartless. If it is true, someone is dead. Show some respect – if not to him, then to the people he left behind.

    Entitlement indeed. Demand respect, withhold it from others. Nice culture you've got there.

  55. Why would we need anyone else to bash America we have enough Americans to do it for us. This article has nothing to do with your narrow minded point of view or your comments. A person shoot himself in front of other people… As for your not being that proud to be an American, your heritage did not start in America – so go back there. Us "redstates" are true to what this country was founded on and ran upon when it was a great country. It did not start to disintegrate until the "bluestaters" decided tha way things were being done wasn't pc enough. go buy a one plan ticket out here.
    I love this country – EVEN when I disagree with things happening in it.

  56. Ga 5:14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

  57. I guess we know the last thing that went through his mind.. heheh. Natural selection at its finest weeding out the weak. Plus he probably wasn't liked, if none of his friends or family cared enough to inquire about his mental state prior to that, because there are always signs someone is thinking about suicide.

  58. It is not a plan to keep America white you dumbass! It's a plan to keep illegal's from voting in our country! Do some research before talking trash. Sound like an Obama worshiper!!!

  59. Well, I am a U.S citizen, only because I was born here. Everyone is being stereotypical. To say people are different just because of where they live is stereotyping… We're all the same. I don't personally like the people that are the head figures of my country, I also live in the south, I see all sorts of bible thumping narrow mindedness, how am I supposed to handle that, how do I get away from being stereotype to be the same "American" as them? ( I for one dislike the term American, because I want to say "which one?" ) I guess, you can't pick your parents! And there's no need to be negative towards one another. We're all humans, once we can see that's the big picture, and look up and see who are actually really different from us. I hope i'm alive for that day.

  60. Wow, Just reading these comments is amazing. I'm American. No technically I'am human. Who could care less to where I was born. I don't understand why people have to fight with each other. No one is better then anyone else no matter where they live. Oh and PHIL… I'm a Northerner… I have no clue what your statement was supposed to prove… So anyways… Hope you can all get over this. Have a wonderful evening!!

  61. You are a horrible person. All you can think about is yourself when I man just killed himself? I hope you rot in hell.

  62. I find suicide shameful and selfish this man caused a lot of grief to others by doing that in fromt of them. Hope he rots in hell

  63. After reading all the venom spewing responses of these two supposedly "power countries"…..I am very glad that I am Canadian!!!!!

  64. Just because America is bigger it doesnt mean its richer!!! Even if everyone living in America gave $1.. we still would not be able to pay off our debt to China! The richer in America are becoming richer.. by buying off cheaper things from other countries looking after themselves and not giving a damn about the country and the lower classes that work as laborers to keep this country going. Yeah we got power, but by force. All we do is take over countries in which we have no business getting into. Why are we even at war with Iraq? With all the money and lives taken we could have invested in a better country and becoming one self supported country. Im just saying that America's not perfect…

  65. Whether this happened or not is not the issue for me. What is the issue is that with the big movement here to stop bullying, somehow Simon Cowell thinks he and Pierce Moron are above the law by telling someone they are utterly useless AND even worse not accepting his apology. The guy tried and didn't do well. But is this a license for the rich and famous to drive him into a deep depression and kill himself? I think that all conestants should be screened as to their mental capacity for criticism AND I think judge, including that dipshit broad should be limited in how sarcastic and CRUEL their comments can be. AMEN.

  66. If that's in reply 2 my comment there's nothing wrong with the way I'm writing or my understanding of my own language I'm pretty sure I speak English well been doing it for 22 years never had any one tell me I can't speak, that's a bit of a dumb arse reply tbh really init hahaha awww shit u are special hahaha oh and I love how I don't insult any ones country but I still get shit, proves my point really

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