Jonathan Ross received the most expensive phone call in the history of phone calls the other day.
The phone call went something like this:
Operator – “Hello Mr Ross, you have Manuel from Barcelona on the line, will you please accept the reverse charge call, it will only cost you £1.3 million f*cking quid you mug?”
Wossie – “I…i’m so sowwy, my caweew, ooh it’s all gwone, what am I gwonna do now? BBC Gwovell Gwovell Gwovell *Crying like a little girl*…the money the money!!! Pwease no not that!!!!”
*CALL PUT THROUGH*
Manuel – “Si senor, isa my granddaughter, you mention her si onna da radio? You shoulda not mention ‘er senor…Remember Don’t Mention the Granddaughter!!!”
BBC Controller – *CLICK*
Wossie – “Boo hoo, it’s all ovahhhhhhh Aaaargh!”
Now all we have to do is get rid of his bloody annoying brother off the airwaves too.