“Britain must not leave the USSE or this could ruin the 5-year collectivisation plan for redistribution of all capitalist wealth and property. I have spoken to Comrade Cameron, and Commissar Clegg and they have assured me that once they’re finished with Britain, all private ownership of property will be erradicated and there will be full assimilation with the Soviet European Union,” Comrade Obama told the USSSA state news service yesterday.
“Once we abolish all property, we will increase our global stranglehold over the capitalist swine outposts still holding out. Let the ruling classes tremble at our communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!” Comrade Obama shouted to cheers from the state controlled news crews.