Man Shoots Obama Birth Certificate From Tree

TEXAS - USA - It had to happen sooner or later. A man who was shooting his Ar-15 semi-automatic machine gun wildly in a wooded area says he shot president Obama's long lost birth certificate from a tree.

“I was just emptying clip after clip in all directions. I love doing that, and I saw a piece of paper flutter down from the trees,” Earl Waskowitz, 43, from Janeville said of the amazing find.

There’s only one problem though, the birth certificate has so many holes in it now that forensic document experts may have a hard time piecing the pieces together.

President Obama, who was busy meeting the British PM in Washington today, did not comment about the find but maybe this is one time he will be happy about gun play.