Serbian PM Practices a George Osborne Grin

BELGRADE - Serbia - The Serbian PM who got an eyeful from TV pranksters the other day, may have been perfecting the George Osborne look.

“The British Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne looks like that all the time, whereas it took a Sharon Stonesque gratuitous leg stretch from a knickerless woman to do the same for the Serbian PM,” a news editor for the Serbian show, Beaver Balkans, told the BBC.

Another Serbian politician commented: “Maybe our Serb PM saw the face of old Slobo down there, because both of them are c*nts.”

A Belgrade butcher, Igor Slabbo, 45, who was watching the show, said: “If Serbia is not ready to join the EU after that performance, I don’t know who is?”