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Woman Has Bath With Bath Salts

KENTUCKY - USA - The local woman was said to have actually had a bath on Friday night and put the bath salts in her bath.

The woman was said to have enjoyed her bath thoroughly and did not get the urge to snort her bath salts even once.

“This is unprecedented news, are you trying to tell me that this woman actually had a bath with her bath salts? No way!” a man in a local bar told reporters.

All local news networks were immediately on the scene asking the woman how her bath was and whether she planned on taking any more baths like that.

The ‘woman bathing in bath salts’ story could even go national with talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, finding interest in the story.

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  1. It's important to clarify that you cannot get high on actual bath salts from reputable bath & body companies such as San Francisco Bath Salt Company. The harmful “bath salts” you keep hearing about on the news are not bath salts at at, they are drugs made of dangerous chemicals being sold under the name ‘bath salts’. Real bath salts, such as those offered by San Francisco Bath Salt Company <a href="http://www.sfbsc.com/">www.sfbsc.com</a&gt; , are made with pure sea salts and other high quality ingredients that cleanse & soften skin and soothe aching muscles.

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