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Neverland Visitor: "I Was Molested By Jacko’s Ghost"

LOS ANGELES - USA - A 12 year old Neverland visitor has made an extraordinary claim in a lawsuit against the Jackson estate.

The 12 year old boy who has not been named yet, has made the extraordinary claim to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office and also filed a lawsuit against the Jackson estate.

“According to the boy he was with his family on a tour when the group were shown Jacko’s room in Neverland. He claims that a shadow came out of the wall and started to do bad things to him. We asked him how he knew it was Jackson, well, he said the ghost had one white glove and moonwalked across the floor before attempting to molest the boy. There were also witnesses to the whole sordid affair and even a photograph,” the Sheriff’s Deputy, Jordy Culkin was quoted in the LA Times.

Since the incident, the Neverland Tour has been suspended, and paranormal investigators have been called in. There are even plans to bring in an exorcist to try and rid the place of the moonwalking molester.

The ghostly molestation has seriously affected the boy who is now receiving councilling and his parents are very angry that no one warned them of Jackson.

“This is a terrible awful event which has affected us all. Jacko was not happy with molesting little boys in real life and now he’s doing it from beyond the grave? What a sick f***er!” the boys father told TMZ.

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  1. For crying out loud…Why are you people so obsessed with Michael? Let him be in Peace! And dont tell me the people around the boy were taking pictures during this rumored molestation. Please get a life. Liars!

  2. Hey Jacko leave the kids alone!
    Bloody hell, Michael Jackson just won’t die will he??
    Now he’s dead he’s making more bloody appearences than he did when he was alive 😛

    I would like to believe this story was true just for the sheer hilarity of it. However I don’t think this is the case. But I still had a bloody good giggle while reading it.

  3. they have read the weir by Conor McPherson, an irish play about the afterlife.

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