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Woke Woman Seeks Out Triggering Because it Thrills Her

LOS ANGELES - USA - A Woke Marxist activist woman actively seeks out things or people that trigger her purely for thrills.

Activist Who is Permanently Triggered Has to Wear Hood and Ear...

SAN FRANCISCO - USA - An activist who is in a state of being permanently triggered has had to wear a black hood and earplugs 24 hours a day for her own safety.

Triggered Millennials Terrified By Clapping

EDINBURGH - Scotland - Apparently millennials are now afraid of clapping, and universities are outlawing it in all campuses across Britain.

Trigger Warning Snowflake Student Dies After Reading Shakespeare

CAMBRIDGE - England - A Cambridge University student ignored a 'trigger warning' posted on a Shakespeare play, which caused his death from revulsion, shock and ultimately a fatal cardiac arrest.

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