Tag: sturgeon
Power Mad Smeagol Sturgeon and Her Precious SNP
GLASGOW - Scotland - An evil lies in the dark alley ways of this Scottish city, plotting against the English down south.
This Christmas Don’t Get This For Your Kids
GLASGOW - Scotland - This Christmas don't buy this children's annual for the kids stockings, or forever be doomed to a disunited Britain.
Theresa May: Snap Election Could Go Crackle and Pop
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
Nicola Sturgeon Gives Birth After Sudden Pregnancy
THE HIGHLANDS - Scotland - According to SNP aides on a recent field trip to Loch Ruthven, which lies 2.3 km south east of Loch Ness, Nicola Sturgeon rushed into the water at great speed, lifted her skirt and immediately gave birth.
Britain to Hold Referendum on Whether to Keep Scotland
LONDON – England – Theresa May, Britain’s Brexiteering PM has vowed to give England and Wales a referendum on whether to keep Scotland.
Thanks to Theresa May Scotland Will Now Block Article 50
GLASGOW - Scotland - Thanks to Theresa May, Article 50 to leave the EU will probably never be triggered.
Sturgeon Threatens UK Democratic EU Referendum Vote With Veto
GLASGOW - Scotland - In another supremely vindictive threat to the UK, SNP leader is now threatening to use MSPs to veto the EU referendum vote in Holyrood which could ultimately scupper the democratically voted Brexit.
Scots Cannot Have Another Referendum to Split UK
GLASGOW - Scotland - Nicola Sturgeon's empty threats of a second Scottish Referendum are not only illegal, but would plunge the country into deep economic malaise.
