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Unelected Labour PM to be Replaced by Another Unelected Labour PM

LONDON - England - Britain's Labour party is to cling to power indefinitely according to leading Westminster political experts.

Labour: "Deny Everything"

LONDON - England - Criminals working in Parliament under the Labour party, who are making large sums of money from bribes, were told to deny everything by the PMs office today.

The Demise of Nu-Labour’s Mascot Noel Gallagher

LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's downfall, so too go Oasis, a bunch of has-beens and thugs, who milked as much as they could get out of a few mediocre songs.

Labour Ministers Admit to Using George Orwell’s 1984 as Instruction Manual

LONDON - England - George Orwell wrote 1984 as a warning to history and was not meant to be used as a manual for policy in modern day Britain.

Barack Obama – Taking Away America's Guns

MONTANA - USA - Obama says: "There is no more need for an American to own a gun and internal arms policy will change to that effect soon enough."

Brown Nationalises British Capitalist Banks

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has ordered the last remnants of capitalism be squashed by the Bolshevik Economic Revolution of 2008.

Calling People Fabians is Criminal

LONDON - England - People should stop using the word 'fabian', a chav scum spit tank has suggested.

Gordon Brown Calls for a Tax on Recession

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown will introduce a new tax on recession in addition to all the other taxes he has already foisted on the people.

10 Tips to Surviving in Modern Day Britain Under Labour

The Daily Squib has compiled 10 ways you can survive the slings and arrows of outrageous credit crunch in Gordon Brown's living paradise.

Comrade Brown Reassures Party Faithful After Failed Coup Attempt

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader, Comrade Gordon Brown has quashed a coup attempt to topple his Soviet State of Britain.

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