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North Korea Launches Pebbles Into South China Sea

PYONYANG - N. Korea - Communist dictator Kim Jong-un has catapulted some pebbles into the South China sea in a new act that was seen as threatening by some observers.

North Korea Says ‘Prepare For Amazing Dancing Troupe Show’

PYONYANG - N. Korea - North Korea's leader placed his army of dancers on readiness to "get with the rhythm" on Friday as the regime officially renounced all Gangnam pacts with its southern neighbour.

Is This the Most Pleasant N. Korean USA Attack Video Ever?

PYONGYANG - N. Korea - America could soon be attacked accompanied by a pleasant Michael Jackson soundtrack according to a recently released video from the isolated communist country.

North Korea Gangnam Infection Has Worked Says Leader

PYONYANG - North Korea - The Communist state has revealed that they were the ones who implanted the Gangnam Style onto the South Korean nation.

Kim Jong Un Urging Lindsay Lohan North Korea Trip

PYONGYANG - North Korea - Dictator Kim Jong Un is so enamoured by the Hollywood beauty Lindsay Lohan that he will do anything for her to come over to his country.

No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North...

PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans openly wept in public at the terrible news that there will not be any Daily Squib offices or publications in their country in the foreseeable future.

Kim Jong-un May Be Too Sane For North Korea Job

PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were serious fears today for the pariah communist state, after it was revealed that Kim Jong Il's successor and son, Kim Jong-un, may actually be sane.

No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.

WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N. Korea any time soon because there is no oil there.

North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir

PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator Kim Jong-il - a renowned gluttonous pig and lover of western food - to create the perfect pizza and pasta in his homeland.

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