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Women in Cologne Are Snapping Up New Japanese Invention

COLOGNE - Germany - Following the sex assaults and rapes on women in Cologne and Hamburg on New Year's Eve, the demand for a new Japanese invention has surged.

Chancellor Merkel: Islamic Men Allowed Six German Wives Each

BERLIN - Germany - Speaking at the Bundestag on Monday, Chancellor Angela Merkel has stipulated that each Islamic male is allowed to keep a small harem of German women.

Britons Will Lose Benefits Under New EU Plan

FRANKFURT - EU - Britons will lose benefits in a new deal constructed by Chancellor Angela Merkel and David Cameron in order to limit migrant influx.

Mass Migration: Germans Got What They Voted For

COLOGNE - Germany - The attack on women by young men from the Middle East and North Africa during New Year's Eve was a symptom of Angela Merkel's Laissez-faire attitude to the mass migration consisting mainly of economic migrants.

How Did Kim Kardashian Infiltrate EU Negotiations?

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Serious security questions are being asked as to how celebrity Kim Kardashian infiltrated a high level EU meeting where British PM, David Cameron was acting like he wanted something done about EU migrant benefits.

Give a German a Home

KINSHASA - Congo - Charities are appealing to kind hearted citizens outside of Germany to give a German person a home.

Merkel to Star in My Big Fat Greek Debt II

ATHENS - Greece - German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, is set to become a film star in the latest version of blockbuster 'My Big Fat Greek Debt II'.

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