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War Criminal On Lucrative Lecture Circuit

LONDON - England - A British war criminal, who caused the deaths of millions of people in the Middle East, has been raking in huge amounts of money on the lecture circuit as well as accepting lucrative directorships from high ranking bankers, a hearing has told.

“We suspect this man, who was complicit in the murder of millions of innocent Iraqis, is still cavorting around the world in private jets and luxury liners,” a reporter for the Independent newspaper said on Tuesday.

Although the evidence presented by the White Wash court in the UK is pretty damning, there are however no plans to prosecute the liar and bring him to justice.

“In this country, we do not prosecute treasonous war criminals. We give them medals, that’s why this dishonourable gentleman will get away with the wicked deeds he has committed and rightly so I say. Everyday in the British courts we let off murderers, knifing maniacs and thugs with a simple caution. Another one on the streets won’t make much of a difference will it?” Lord Phuckah, presiding over the White Wash Inquiry told the Daily Mail yesterday.

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  1. Gordo must be planning his future career on another model from Blair. He will be going round soon delivering lectures on how to alienate friends and fail in politics as a way of fulfilling your destiny. There’s such an abundance of material on this, if you consider how much still lies hidden for use in the lectures. He should be a rich fella soon even if he charges just tuppence a word, in this new cutthroat competition with Blair.

  2. What can a remorseless war criminal say that’s worth even a split penny? The fact that they pay him anything at all to listen to his garbage is only a measure of the extreme stupidity of those who do so. Many wouldn’t even waste power watching him on TV when he gives further evidence of his psychopathy in the White Wash court. It will probably be after that event, when he has convinced the White Wash court of what his moronic fans call sincerity, that he will begin to have nightmares of finally sinking into his sea of blood – his weapon of self-destruction.

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