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Don’t Worry Folks Dow Drop of 836 Today Was Nothing

NEW YORK - USA - Wall Street saw some big drops today in the Dow Jones, NASDAQ, and S&P 500.

Kylie Jenner Says She Doesn’t Like Orange Juice So Much Anymore...

CHICAGO - USA - Reality TV celebrity, Kylie Jenner, said she didn't like orange juice much today, causing orange futures to crash.

Fear Index (VIX) Jumps 116% Aaaargh!

CHICAGO - USA - As the VIX Fear Index spikes up from its sleep, stocks continue to tumble as the downside momentum builds up.

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