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Something Weird is Going to Happen in 2019

LONDON - England - THE ORACLE HAS HAD A VISION. A DEADLY PROPHECY FOR 2019.

WARNING

The Oracle can only see things, it cannot help if they are good or bad occurrences.

In late 2019 something will happen that will eventually spread across the entire globe.

This something, will possibly be a disease of some kind, maybe a virus that will cause mass death and panic.

Who will release this pestilence upon humanity? The Oracle feels that this disease will come from somewhere in East Asia somewhere big.

It could be a man-made or altered disease but it will spread across the globe like wildfire due to airline routes.

The disease will spread fast in Europe and America because they are the primary targets of this genetically modified virus. Africa will be untouched.

This contagion will last until 2023 onwards until a new more deadly strain is released. The first wave will thus be a testing ground for further purges.

The Oracle has spoken.

 

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