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Ocasio Cortez to Join Sandinista Group During Congress Recess

THE JUNGLE - Nicaragua - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is set to join the Sandinista paramilitary group during Congress recess for soviet revolutionary training.

Ocasio-Cortez Smuggles Her Pet Chihuahua into Congress

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Congresswoman, Ocasio-Cortez has been caught smuggling her pet Chihuahua, Okie, into Congress contravening all rules regarding animals being brought into the building.

Socialist U.S. Politician Hospitalised After Face Splits During Speech

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Socialist activist politician, Ocasio-Cortez has succumbed to a terrible face-splitting injury during a speech today and has been hospitalised in an area hospital.

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