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“I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”

PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.

May 12, 2026

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KEIR DAVROS WILL NOT BE STOPPED! I WILL CARRY ON! I WILL DO MY JOB!

*SPARKS FLY*

MALFUNCTION!

CHAOS!

REVERSE BREXITTTT! DESTROY DEMOCRACY!!! RUIN ECONOMY MORE!!!!

CHANGE!

*MORE SPARKS FLY*

MAJOR MALFUNCTIONNNN!!!!

I….WILL……CARRY ON!

i…..WI……

KING’S SPEEEE………..

*BLIP*

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