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Serge Gainsbourg Tipped For Top IMF Job

WASHINGTON DC - USA - In a move that is bound to be the cause of a lot of controversy, the International Monetary Fund is set to be headed by French singing genius, Serge Gainsbourg after the sudden resignation of the disgraced former IMF boss, Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

Whitney Houston Eats Whole Crack Rock During CBS Early Show Appearance

CHICAGO - USA - CBS's Early Show was at the centre of a massive drugs bust this morning when special guest, Whitney Houston, ate a whole rock of crack whilst showcasing her special jerk chicken recipe.

Whitney Houston’s Voice Used to Scare Away Birds at Airports

BIRMINGHAM - England - With a voice that can crack windows, ex-crack addict diva, Whitney Houston's voice will be used to deter birds from runways at airports in Britain, airport authorities announced today.

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