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“I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”

PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.

13 hours ago

Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to…

4 days ago

UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA

LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British…

3 weeks ago

Starmer: “I did not lie about my lie to appoint Mandelson despite my lies”

LONDON - England - Quelle surprise, Keir Starmer lied about the appointment of Peter Mandelson, because he knew he had…

4 weeks ago

Starmer’s Rickshaw Crashes On Way to PMQs

LONDON - England - PM Keir Starmer was involved in a road traffic incident on the way to PMQs yesterday…

2 months ago

Strait of Hormuz: Shame on Many Coward NATO Members

LONDON - England - Multiple members of NATO have displayed their profound cowardice and shame for not helping to clear…

2 months ago

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel.

2 months ago

Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces

LONDON - England - The capitalist imperialistic pig Trump wants Soviet Britain to join forces in an illegal war against…

2 months ago

Another Setback For Communism – Stasi Disinfo Unit Has Been Rumbled

SCUNTHORPE - England - A Stasi disinfo unit has been discovered during a smear operation of journalists. This is another…

3 months ago

Cancelled Elections Cancelled! “Comrades, this is a sad day for communism!”

GRIMSBY - England - This is a terrible day for communism. Our bid to thwart democracy has failed, as banned…

3 months ago

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