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People’s Republic of Soviet Britain Urgent Bulletin Regarding Comrade Starmer

MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into Net Zero Juice.

5 days ago

“Comrades, they are coming for me on Monday! This is it!”

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is taking place to remove him…

5 days ago

Commissar Burnham Cums On Stage After Politburo Election Win

MAKERFIELD - England - Commissar Andy Burnham has cum on stage after the announcement of his win for the politburo…

1 week ago

“Comrades, I welcome 1 million NEETs in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain”

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer welcomes over 1 million NEETs in the PRSB.

4 weeks ago

The Daily Squib Survived Keir Starmer’s Campaign to Take Away All Our Advertising

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib continues to write its political satire despite a concerted Labour campaign to take…

1 month ago

NET ZERO: Comrades, we are buying dirty Russian oil to help Putin destroy Ukraine

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has approved the purchase of billions of soviet pounds of dirty Russian oil to…

1 month ago

Even Larry the Cat Shows His Disdain Along With UK 10-Year Gilts

LONDON - England - Much like the bond markets, Larry the Cat knows things way before any humans get a…

1 month ago

“I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! I WILL CARRY ON! CHAOS! CHAOSSSSS!”

PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.

2 months ago

Comical Starmer Reassures Labour Party After Election Drubbing

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comical Starmer has reassured Labour Party members that everything is okay and there is nothing to…

2 months ago

UPDATE: Now Starmer Trying to Fast-Track Baphomet as British Ambassador to USA

LONDON - England - After the Epstein darling Peter Mandelson scandal, Starmer is now trying to appoint Baphomet as British…

2 months ago

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