PLANET SCUNTHORPE - KEIR DAVROS HAS MADE A DEFIANT SPEECH IN DEFENCE OF HIS RULE.
KEIR DAVROS WILL NOT BE STOPPED! I WILL CARRY ON! I WILL DO MY JOB!
*SPARKS FLY*
MALFUNCTION!
CHAOS!
CHAOS!
CHAOS!
REVERSE BREXITTTT! DESTROY DEMOCRACY!!! RUIN ECONOMY MORE!!!!
CHANGE!
*MORE SPARKS FLY*
MAJOR MALFUNCTIONNNN!!!!
I….WILL……CARRY ON!
i…..WI……
KING’S SPEEEE………..
*BLIP*
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