Convicted Rapist Russell Brand to go to Prison

Oh dearie wearie, a bit of anal rapey has been happening, and to this end convictions were passed today by the Crown Court, thus rendering Russell Brand in prisony wisony, where he may yet encounter further instances of anal rapey wapey this time on his own poopy woopy.

Does Jesus save? Well, in Brandy wandy’s case, he may go back to the Hare Krishnas after this recent passing of events.

Remanded in custody wustody, and denied bail Russy Wussy is now in a cell awaiting final sentencing.

Will it be one year, two years, three years or hopefully ten?

Hope Russell packed his lube.