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‘Open Borders’ Green Party Leader Wants More Diversity in Cottaging Industry

HACKNEY - England - The 'open borders' Green Party leader is fed up with the lack of diversity in the…

14 hours ago

The Daily Squib Sold Out!

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib Anthology has sold out!

20 hours ago

“Comrades! It’s Working! Heavy Taxation Contracted the Economy by 0.1%”

LONDON - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves has praised her heavy taxation policies, which have contracted the economy by another…

2 days ago

Prepare For War With Russia While EU Funds Russia by Buying Their Oil and Gas

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Mark Rutte, the NATO chief, said today that Europe must prepare for war with Russia which…

2 days ago

Stop Crying Brexit Never Happened Anyway

LONDON - England - People are crying that Labour are cosying up to the EU again with the Customs Union,…

3 days ago

Argentina: “We want British weapons so we can invade Falkland Isles again!”

BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - Get ready for another Falkland Isles invasion, but this time Kier Starmer will give away…

3 days ago

Economists Confirm New Discovery: Socialist Money Magically Teleports From Working People to “Lazy People” Overnight

LIVERPOOL - England - Economists have made a remarkable discovery about how socialist money magically teleports from "working people" to…

5 days ago

BEYOND SATIRE: Man Arrested For Free Speech During von der Leyen EU “Free Speech” Declaration

HELSINKI - EU - A man was roughed up and quickly arrested for his right to free speech as the…

6 days ago

Collectivist Redistribution of Wealth Plan is Going Well Comrades

SCUNTHORPE - England - Please be patient as the country, through collectivist redistribution of wealth, transitions from socialism to full…

1 week ago

STARMER: “Comrades, we need to build more gulags now that we have non-jury trials”

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer has vowed to build more gulags to imprison people who have had non-jury trials.

1 week ago

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