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Everything’s Been Done! The Internet is Now Just Repetition and Spam

LONDON - England - What has become of the internet? Once a great platform for discovery, now a spam-filled depository…

2 weeks ago

Cheltenham Day One Preview and Selections

GLOUCESTERSHIRE - England - Check out these pro tips for Cheltenham day one.

2 weeks ago

We Keep Repeating: Britain Needs Cheap Energy, Production, Drilling in War Time NOT Net Zero

LONDON - England - Having a Labour government in charge during a time of war is a surefire way of…

2 weeks ago

SWARM INTENSIFIES: Labour £40,000 Invite to Illegal Migrants

DOVER - England - Labour are to entice millions more illegal migrants into the UK with £40,000 pay incentives.

2 weeks ago

HMS Ed Miliband the First Net Zero Battleship Sets Sail For Cyprus

PORTSMOUTH - England - PM Keir Starmer has waved off Britain's first Net Zero battleship to sail to Cyprus to…

2 weeks ago

Iranians to Announce Next Target…Ahem…Leader

TEHRAN - Iran - How long will the next radical leader of the brutal Islamic Republic last before being liquidated…

2 weeks ago

LABOUR VICTORY: Starmer Stops a Boat Crossing English Channel

PORTSMOUTH - England - Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proudly proclaimed victory in stopping a boat crossing the English Channel.

2 weeks ago

World War III Told to Wait So Britain Can Fix Broken Ships and Planes

PORTSMOUTH - England - The Labour government is pleading for World War III to wait so it can fix its…

2 weeks ago

HOLLYWOOD: Jim Carrey Cloned From the Stem Cells of a Chimpanzee’s Ass Crack

LOS ANGELES - USA - A profound scientific experiment has had former actor Jim Carrey cloned from a chimpanzee.

3 weeks ago

Comrades, That Capitalist Imperialistic Pig Trump Wants Soviet Britain to Join Forces

LONDON - England - The capitalist imperialistic pig Trump wants Soviet Britain to join forces in an illegal war against…

3 weeks ago

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