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Americans in Despair As Somalian “Child Learning Centers” Shut Down

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Americans are in despair after all those Somalian Child Learning Centers that no kids attend are…

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Comrades, I made Commissar Mandy an Ambassador to America Despite Knowing Bad Things

GRIMSBY - England - I, Comrade Starmer stand by my decision to appoint Commissar Mandy to be ambassador to America…

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The Burden of Mass Immigration as a Shackle to Ruin Economies of Nations

LONDON - England - The weaponisation of mass immigration deployed against nations irreparably ruins their economies and disarms them before…

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CONFESSION – Lord Mandy: “How I was played like a fiddle by a Russian spy”

LONDON - England - Former comrade Lord Mandy has made a confession about his crimes against The Party, and his…

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“Comrades, here’s a small list of current business closures due to my policies”

SCUNTHORPE - England - Commissar Rachel Reeves is proud of her record for economic "growth" amongst the thousands of business…

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Why I had to dump the “Jonah” Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer explains why he dumped "Jonah" Commissar Reeves from the China begging trip.

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Comrade Starmer Visiting Communist Comrades in China

BEIJING - China - Comrade Starmer is on a visit to the communist country as a guest of Comrade Jinping.

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Open Borders Socialist Spain Fast Tracks Half a Million Illegal Migrants Coming to UK

MADRID - Spain - The far-leftist socialist government has fast-tracked citizenship for over half a million illegal migrants, which will…

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Socialist Tory Party Disgusted as Conservative Defects to Brigand Bandit Group

LONDON - England - Comrade Badenoch of the Socialist Tory Party is very angry that traitor Suella Braverman, a Conservative,…

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The Hypocrisy of Leftists Regarding Deportations

MINNEAPOLIS - USA - It's okay to have 3.1 million ICE deportations under Obama, but not okay to have deportations…

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