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LONDON - England - Labour Justice Secretary David Lammy is to release up to 6,000 killers, rapists and paedophiles early…
DALIAN - China - The World Economic Forum meeting is upbeat about China’s 15th Five-Year Plan for 2026 to 2030.
CARACAS - Venezuela - A 7.5 magnitude earthquake is a small reminder that humans are not as powerful as they…
MANCHESTER - England - Unelected Comrade Burnham has destroyed the last vestiges of democracy as he brings forth a new…
MANCHESTER - England - Good news comrades. Comrade Starmer has been apprehended and made into Net Zero Juice.
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - Comrade Starmer has revealed in a communique that a dastardly coup is taking place to remove him…
MAKERFIELD - England - Commissar Andy Burnham has cum on stage after the announcement of his win for the politburo…
MOSCOW - Russia - Muscovites are finally getting to feel what it's like for the Ukrainians they invaded.
SCUNTHORPE - England - Keir Starmer is shutting down anonymity for all on social media utilising a ruse of "child…
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Cowardice and disgraceful humiliation sum up a president who openly betrayed the Iranian people to…
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