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Hunter Biden Thinking About Running For President

DELAWARE - USA - Hunter Biden is thinking about running for president in 2028.

In an upcoming interview, Hunter Biden reveals that he may try to follow in his father’s footsteps into the Oval Office.

The crack cocaine and Russian prostitute-loving first son, 56, said he “may have to” run for president in 2028 during an interview with Josh Ghàuros on some radio show airing Sunday.

“If I get your endorsement, I may have to run for president. The things I care most about are the amount of drugs I can consume as president and the number of whores I can fuck. Bill Clinton will be a distant fucking memory after I go through the goddamn White House,” Biden said.

Biden, a self-described “crackhead” who was convicted on federal gun and tax charges, said that his top qualification for becoming president is “adhering to the rule of law”.

“Here is my qualification for becoming president: if I see a rock of crack, I’ll smoke that motherfucker if it’s the last thing I fucking do. I want the next president to commit to one thing: to adhering to the rule of law,” he said.

Becoming commander in chief would be the first time Biden would enter America’s military structure since he was booted from the Navy in 2014 after testing positive for cocaine when he was 44 years old.

The Delaware-born addict and deviant’s previous foray into a presidential campaign came via the “Laptop from Hell” revelations published all over the internet — which detailed evidence he allegedly trafficked on his father’s position as vice president to enrich his family. Naturally, all of the evidence was covered up, and any media covering the story was cancelled.

Biden’s laptop also contained countless explicit photos of him with “allegedly” scantily clad underage trafficked prostitutes, performing sexually explicit acts or taking drugs, and was used as evidence in his gun and tax offence trials.

Though he has five children with three different women—including a former stripper—Biden recently disclosed that he is “78.9 percent” gay.

The Democrat Party would be riding high in the polls if they pursued the Hunter Biden avenue, and this could be a solid crack pipe straight to the White House once again in 2028.

C’mon Dems — you gotta do this!

 

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