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UK and EU to Send Combat Force to Greenland

LONDON - England - The weak and ineffectual UK and European nations will send a combat force to Greenland to…

2 months ago

“I cannot wait for our communist partners China to build a spy network embassy!”

LONDON - England - Comrades, I am delighted to announce that I have okayed a massive spy network embassy for…

2 months ago

Double Plus Good News: 700 Pharmacies Forced to Close by Labour

SCUNTHORPE - England - Thanks to the wonderful policies of the Labour government, 700 pharmacies across the PRSB have been…

2 months ago

“Comrades, I am on holiday at my dacha! We must punish GROK and Elon!”

HAVANA - Cuba - Comrade Starmer updates citizens from one of his dachas about his crusade to ban Grok and…

2 months ago

EMERGENCY! SAVE BRITAIN’S PUBS FROM LABOUR

LONDON - England - We need to save Britain's pubs from Labour. This is an emergency alert from the Daily…

2 months ago

GOOD NEWS – Comrades, We are Increasing the Cost of Living Crisis For You

GRIMSBY - England - We have good news comrades. The cost of living crisis is increasing thanks to the policies…

2 months ago

Our Socialist Venezuelan Comrades Attacked by Imperialistic Yankee Scum

GRIMSBY - England - Comrade Starmer is urged to act after our socialist Venezuelan comrades were attacked by imperialistic Yankee…

2 months ago

Britain’s Managed Decline: From Liberal Democracy to Algorithmic Communist Collectivism

LONDON - England - Before Britons knew it, they were living under a tyranny of algorithmic communist collectivism.

3 months ago

Teacher Condemned and Labelled as a Terrorist For Showing Trump Videos

OXFORDSHIRE - England - A teacher who showed videos of Trump has been labelled as a terrorist and reported to…

3 months ago

“Comrades, do not worry about Labour cancelling elections!”

GRIMSBY - England - Supreme Comrade Starmer of the People's Republic of Soviet Britain has made an announcement about cancelling…

3 months ago

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