LONDON - England - The race is on to find the new Labour leader after Keir Starmer is ejected as prime minister.
Who out of Labour will replace Keir Starmer?
The hunt is already on for a replacement for Keir Starmer in the leadership race to the most destructive, sclerotic, and incompetent government ever to have shat on Britain.
Who will it be?
Commie Shister Mancunion – Comes from up North and revels in their regional accent. Wants to totally sniff out all wealth in Britain. Likes Tetley and endorses transgender paedophilia.
Commie Trotskyst Wanker – Born in the Fabian Society’s lavatory. A staunch communist autocrat who goes by the book and likes to spend as much time on international flights as possible spreading the call for global communism.
Commie Leninist POS – Wants people who save money to have their bank accounts plundered and put to work in the gulag. Likes to eat raw salt from large buckets.
Commie Marxist Cunt – Reads Karl Marx books daily and follows Marxist doctrine by the book. Nationalise everything and ban commerce and capitalism.
Commie Marxist Green Eco Activist – Wants everyone recycled in bins.
Commie Fucking Wanker – Just a simple communist who wants everyone in the UK to be equal in poverty except for high party members, unions, and civil servants of the Big State.
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